Me: Oh, what is it?
Auj: Sue
Me: Marcus, how about you? What do you want to name your baby brother?
Marcus: (big grin) Daddy.
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(Warning: TMI)
I was in the restroom and apparently wasn't speedy enough for Audrey.
Auj: Mom, what's taking so long? Just push!
Me: If I push too hard, the baby will fall out.
Auj: Oh. (pause) Then just catch the baby. If you catch the baby it won't fall into the dirty water.
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Audrey and I had a date at the donut shop the other morning. For some reason, she was talking very loudly and I'm sure everyone around us heard our entire conversation.
Auj: Mom, in your wedding movie, I wasn't there.
Me: Yeah, you and Marcus weren't there yet when Mommy and Daddy became a family.
Auj: Yeah. After you get married, it takes a long long long time to have a baby.
Me: Oh yeah?
Auj: (even louder) Mom, how did the baby get in your belly?
Me: (giggling) God put it there, Auj.
Auj: Oh. (pause) That sounds hard. (pause) I want to be Jesus.
Me: ????
6 comments:
Haha, I love how Marcus said daddy! It's funnier when you tell the story though. ;)
love it! so sweet that you can go on those donut dates with auj :)
So cute! I love that!
These posts always have me laughing! I loved the last one especially - it's so great to see into their little minds!
HAHHAHAA oh aud! hahaha can't wait to see u guys tonight!
These are my favorite...thanks for the smiles!!!
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